I Wasn't Done

*getting something from the fridge*

A- "This wasn't shut."
C- "I wasn't done."
A- "You always say that."
C- "Babe I have turkey in my hand, obviously I wasn't done!"
A- "Ok well you're the boy who cried 'I wasn't done' so why should I believe you??"
C- "What does that even mean??"
A- "It means you always say that and you're ALWAYS done!!"
C- "Well...I wasn't done."

Grocery Shopping

*while shopping in the bulk food section at Winco*

C- "Whole pitted dots?"
A- "Dates."
C- *sniffs* "HOLY CRAP THAT'S TERRIBLE. I'm done smelling things."

The Banana

He won't pick it up because "he doesn't buy or eat the bananas." (Shenanigans, I've seen him eating several of the bananas.) I won't pick it up because it's in the kitchen which is not my responsibility. How long will this lone banana be with us?

Blasphemy

C- "Happy Feet 2 looks really effing stupid."
A- "YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH IT LOOKS AMAZING!"

Gross.

Challenge...considered?

*walking around Walgreens*
C- "I WANT A HULA HOOP!" 
A- "If you can hula hoop right now you can have it."
C- *thinks about it* "Challenge not accepted."

Salaska

‎*studying a license plate at a red light*
C- "Where's this guy from?"
A- "Montana?"
C- "No..."
A- "Nevada?"
C- "No, it looks like it starts with an S."
A- "...Salaska?"
C- "Yeah, that's definitely what it is. Good job."


Don't ask me why I didn't say South Dakota.