The Banana: Part Deux

It's GONE.

Chris- 0
Ashley- 1

Oh, Honey

*counting to himself while dealing cards*

C- "...5, 6, 7."
A- "...UM. I have four cards..."
C- *stares blankly at me*
A- "Did you think that because you got to a total of 7 that we both had 7 cards?"

*hysteria ensues, Chris begs me not to blog about this*

He's So Pretty

C- "When do you work?"
A- "Two to ten."
C- "Two AM!?!??"
A- "Yes Chris, two AM. I'm OBVIOUSLY going to go cashier at two in the morning."
C- "WELLLL I didn't know. Maybe you were cleaning or something."

Hulk

*discussing our future children's names*

C- "Well fine, you name the girl and I'll name the boy."
A- "That's fine, I like Jack."
C- "Yeah but you don't know what the middle name's going to be."
A- "What is it?"
C- "Hulk."
A- "You are NOT naming our child Hulk."
C- "Yep! Jack Hulk Evans."
A- "Absolutely not."

Well Thanks For Waking Me Up

*sound asleep*

C- "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT'S FOR!!!"
A- "What what's for?"
C- *mumbles*
A- "Hmm?"
C- "The SURVEY!"
A- "What survey?"
C- *in a very condescending tone* "HONEY."
A- "Go back to sleep."

I Wasn't Done

*getting something from the fridge*

A- "This wasn't shut."
C- "I wasn't done."
A- "You always say that."
C- "Babe I have turkey in my hand, obviously I wasn't done!"
A- "Ok well you're the boy who cried 'I wasn't done' so why should I believe you??"
C- "What does that even mean??"
A- "It means you always say that and you're ALWAYS done!!"
C- "Well...I wasn't done."

Grocery Shopping

*while shopping in the bulk food section at Winco*

C- "Whole pitted dots?"
A- "Dates."
C- *sniffs* "HOLY CRAP THAT'S TERRIBLE. I'm done smelling things."